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Some Very Clever Business Signs 1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up." 3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." 4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed." 5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us." 6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." 7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout." 8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" 9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." 10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." 11) In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out." 12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." 13) On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." 14) At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." 15) Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 16) At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted." 17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."

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Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha "khareedoge kya !!!"* * *Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.* * *Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?Son: SurajKanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU.

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There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

we pay tribute to our army, they been doing unvalueble work by mortgaging their lifes for our happiness

wish u all happy independence day