clever business signs

Some Very Clever Business Signs 1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up." 3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." 4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed." 5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us." 6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." 7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout." 8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" 9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." 10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." 11) In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out." 12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." 13) On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." 14) At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." 15) Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 16) At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted." 17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."